Just saw a Fiat 500 smash into a Smart Car on I-95. Cutest. Thing. Ever.

Just saw a Fiat & a Mini Cooper get into a head on collision. It was horrible... there was glitter everywhere.

Five blokes in an Audi Quattro arrived at the ferry checkpoint. Blonde Tracey, in her brand new uniform, stops them and tells them: ""I can't let you on the ferry. It is illegal to have 5 people in a Quattro. Quattro means four. One of you will have to get out and stay behind."" ""Quattro is just the name of the car,"" the driver replies in disbelieve. ""Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry five persons."" ""You cannot pull that one on me. This is Tracey you're talking to here,"" sh…

How do you double the price of a Fiat? Fill the tank