The court was very accommodating handing Jared a fifteen year sentence. He'll even be able to take his girlfriend out for her 21st birthday.

How did Jared lose 30 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend.

What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him? "Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"

How did Jared lose 40lbs? He dumped his girlfriend.