According to my mom, Michael Jackson died again. #RIPPrince

Who was Michael Jackson? [FIXED] Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: He's both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: He's both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: He's both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

Kid: I want to give grandpa tickets to a Michael Jackson show! Dad: you can't, he's been dead for years now, and so is Michael Jackson.

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach? Would you please move? You're in my sun.