What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a buck fifty and deer nuts are always under a buck

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buck 'n ear

What do you call a blind buck? No idear. What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no idear.

Why did the hillbillies save some doe? Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.