As a North Korean, you know what really grinds my gears? Nothing. Kim Jong Un's engineering is perfect, just like my life.

Mankind is capable of unimaginable feats of engineering and yet the windows on the airplane never line up with the seats.

An Italian engineer was kidnapped in Nigeria. Demands were sent via email to his family, but they just got deleted as spam.

Being a software engineer is pretty cool because I can just stare at my screen/zone out & if anybody questions me I say I'm optimizing code