Ever seen a horse with a carrot on a stick dangling over its head? Last night on the treadmill's TV, I saw an ad for Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the state line? He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Q: What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Kentucky Fried Chicken has introduced the new Hillary Bucket. Two large thighs, two small breasts and two left wings.