Did you hear that the BBC have sacked Bob the Builder? They feel they can no longer trust a children's TV star who claims to be able to 'fix it'

So how about the BBC sacking Jeremy Clarkson ? I think the whole thing is a huge miss-steak.

What do you call it when a person falls ill from watching too many BBC period dramas? Downton Syndrome

What do Muslims and the BBC have in common? They both cover up for pedophiles.