[courtroom] Timothy: I was not involved Victor: Nor was I Lawyer: You could say it was a Vic-, Tim-less cri- Judge: You're all going to jail

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS? He was in Peake condition.

Timothy's mom has three children. The first one's name is April. The second one's name is June. What is the third child's name? Timothy.

A man and his blind dog An old, retired coach is walking his blind dog and a couple walk by and ask to pet the dog, They inquire about the dog's name and he replies, ""Timothy."" ""What a strange name for a dog,"" the lady exclaimed. The coach, without skipping a beat replied, ""Well, there's no 'eye' in Tim""