Misty is in the shower and Brock is at the door knocking. What does Brock say? Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...

A man was driving his car in a remote village and looses control of his vehicle and crashes, a villager with a horse approaches him for help. Villager yells to his horse ""yo Billy pull"". The horse doesn't move at all. Villager yells again ""Go Bob Go"". Still no action from the horse. then finally he says ""Yo Misty you better start pulling"" and the horse starts pulling the car. The man thanks the villager but is curious to know how this villager does not know the name of his horse. The villa…

My Dad's Best Joke - Not a dad joke My dad was enjoying a smoke break during an in-service training at the police academy. He had taken to smoking Misty cigarettes. A friend from a neighboring police force asked him why he was smoking such a feminine cigarette. "Well, Kay went out to get something out of my cruiser the other day, and found a pack of these between the seats. I had to tell her I'd switched." "Oh... Are they any good?" "They're not bad, but these thong panties keep riding up my…

Misty's boss says to her: "You've been late to work for 5 days straight! You know what this means, don't you?" ..... ...to which Misty replied "I SURE do! It means today must be FRIDAY!!!"