3 bad dad jokes I use these back to back to back all the time. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk What do you call a fish with no eyes? FSHHHHHHHH

Dad joke What kind of drugs do fish do? Seaweed

What does a dog do that a man steps in? Pants. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. I’m looking for a third joke with a punchline that appears to be, but isn’t, feces related. Please help me finish my pseudo-poop dad joke trifecta.

[Warning: Dad joke] What is a dog's favorite Christmas song? Fleas Navidad