Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?,"All they said was, “Bach, Bach Bach …”#Beethoven#Bach0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If you give someone some Beethoven CDs for a gift and they don't like it, you can always take them Bach#Beethoven#Bach#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Ok so for next Halloween ill be mozart. "I'll be beethoven!" Yeah okay, calm down sally. So Mr. Terminator who will you be? "I'LL BE BACH."#Mozart#Beethoven#Mr Terminator#Bach+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Bruce Willis, Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all auditioning for a film about composers... Bruce Willis says ""I'll be Mozart"", Chuck Norris says ""I'll be Beethoven"" and Arnold Schwarzenegger says ""I'll be Bach"".#Bruce Willis#Chuck Norris#Arnold Schwarzenegger#Mozart+2 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A joke the owner of the pizzeria I work at told me while listening to Beethoven. Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? Because it wouldn't stop saying ""Bach, Bach, Bach.""#Beethoven#Bach#Animals0🔗 ShareWhatsApp