I'm driving through a town called Brosville, Virginia. I bet I know what comes next.

I just ate an entire bag of Werther's and now I'm 80 years old, own a floral couch, smoke Virginia Slims, got a perm and my name is Shirley.

Collage Finals At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Organic Chemistry. They were doing so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that each had an ""A"" so far for the semester. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to the University of Virginia and party with some friends there. They had a great time, but after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morn…

Three friends attending Duke were taking Chemistry, and were confident that going into the final they had a solid A. They were so confident that the weekend before the final they decided to go up to U Virginia and party with some friends up there. They had a great time, but were so hung-over that they overslept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until late Monday morning. They rushed to their professor to give their excuses as to why they missed the final. They told him that they wen…