Just thought of this one. Two guys are sitting in a bar. One of them is getting close to receiving his doctorate, and he loves apples. So while the second guy is chugging a pitcher of beer, the other guy is snacking on a Granny Smith apple. ""Hey, I've been pretty sick recently, but I'm feeling better."" Apple Guy spoke up. ""Well, you know what they say, an apple a day keeps the doctor away!"" Beer Chugger quotes. Apple Guy never got his PhD....

What do you call a PHD in religious studies? Gods doctor.

Why there are led lights now! Two physics PhD guys and mathematician PhD after a conference sit in a hotel lobby and having drinks. Suddenly the light bulb burns out over their head and maintenance guy comes and changes the light bulb. While changing it, he hands the burnt out light bulb over to the mathematician who puts it carefully on the desk. After the maintenance guy leaves he says looking at the burned out light bulb: ""You do know guys that if you put a light bulb in your mouth so that s…

My doctor told me that I had Eczema on my elbow... I told him that was pretty redundant. Eggs on my on my elbow? So much for that PhD. I just hope it goes away before they hatch...