Just thought of this one. Two guys are sitting in a bar. One of them is getting close to receiving his doctorate, and he loves apples. So while the second guy is chugging a pitcher of beer, the other guy is snacking on a Granny Smith apple. ""Hey, I've been pretty sick recently, but I'm feeling better."" Apple Guy spoke up. ""Well, you know what they say, an apple a day keeps the doctor away!"" Beer Chugger quotes. Apple Guy never got his PhD....

What do you call a PHD in religious studies? Gods doctor.

Why there are led lights now! Two physics PhD guys and mathematician PhD after a conference sit in a hotel lobby and having drinks. Suddenly the light bulb burns out over their head and maintenance guy comes and changes the light bulb. While changing it, he hands the burnt out light bulb over to the mathematician who puts it carefully on the desk. After the maintenance guy leaves he says looking at the burned out light bulb: ""You do know guys that if you put a light bulb in your mouth so that s…

Greek PhD A doctor sees a patient in his clinic who needed stitches in his hand. The doctor takes the man in and stitches his hand up, and the two make small talk, and man learns that the doctor actually attended medical school and got his PhD in Greece. The man's hand becomes infected in a few days because the stitching was done incorrectly. When he goes back to the clinic to get it fixed, the doctor says he doesn't know how. The man asks him how he can be a doctor but not know how to fix this …