My Favorite Lightbulb Joke is: How many Iranians does it take to change a lightbulb? 51, one to change the bulb and 50 more to stand in a circle chanting ""Death To (insert name of your local electricity provider)"". When I lived in Nashville it was NES, in Louisville it was LG&E, now it is Austin Energy. But you get the idea, if not the joke.

My Favorite Lightbulb Joke is: How many Iranians does it take to change a lightbulb?,"51, one to change the bulb and 50 more to stand in a circle chanting ""Death To (insert name of your local electricity provider)"". When I lived in Nashville it was NES, in Louisville it was LG&E, now it is Austin Energy. But you get the idea if not the joke.

King Arthur and the Witch Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question?...What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most kn…

College Student's Response to a Chemistry Mid Term Bonus Question. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they a…