What do you get if you eat too many IKEA meatballs? Bärf

What does religion and Ikea have in common? The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

Did you hear about the sale of lesbian beds at IKEA? No nuts or screwing; just tongue in groove

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say? I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.