What do you get if you eat too many IKEA meatballs? Bärf

What do Alexander Skarsgard and Ikea have in common? Swedish meatballs

Did you hear about the sale of lesbian beds at IKEA? No nuts or screwing; just tongue in groove

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say? I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.