Old Navy claims their Whirly Skirt is "the most fun a girl can have for $15." They obviously haven't been on a trip with me to Mexico.

Donald Trump and a Mexican find a genie's lamp They rub the lamp and the genie that appears tells them they can have three wishes, two for the person who found the lamp and one for his companion. Trump, of course, claims that he found the lamp and proceeds to make his wishes. Trump: First, I want all Mexicans kicked out of the United States. Every single one. Genie: It is done. Trump: And secondly, I want a wall all the way around the United States. 200 feet tall and made of concrete. On the bor…

Remember when... ... the General Motors jobs were in Flint, and you couldn't drink the water in Mexico. And now...

The Machine Gun Three American Navy Seals are sent to Mexico to train Mexican soldiers. On the first day of training, one of the Seals orders five of the Mexican soldiers to bring the machine gun. The Mexican soldiers disappear for about 30 minutes and when they return, there is sixth man. The Seals ask, ""What took you so long and who is this?"" One Mexican soldiers points to the sixth man and responds, ""It took us a long time to find Pepe."" Angry, the Seal asks, ""And why did you go look for…