👨 What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? One is white and scares young children and...

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

How are Michael Jackson and Starfish Tuna similar? They both come in little cans.

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Since we're doing jokes we made up as kids, here's mine: What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson? Do you want to be black, or white?

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Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school? Because he’s dead

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at baseball? Because he’s dead :(

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