A blonde marries an elderly billionaire... When the two are engaged, her friends and family remind her, ""Make sure he puts you in the will!!"" When the two are walking down the aisle, her friends and family whisper, ""Make sure he puts you in the will!!"" When the two are on their Honeymoon, her friends and family phone to say, ""Make sure he puts you in the will!!"" At the funeral soon after, the blonde holds up her hand. ""Don't say it! Yes, I made sure he put me in the will."" She then looks…

The Blonde in Church An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, 'Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. 'This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.' No one moved. The preach…

Chaos Theory Two friends are chatting in a pub. - Have you heard that Mike died yesterday? -- Oh no! What happened to him? - He was about to pass our house driving his car when he crashed into a parking car on the side of the road, broke through the wind shield, flown through straight in our bedroom window. -- Holy c**p! What a horrible death! - No, he survived it alright. He crawled towards our wardrobe, tried to stand up grabbing the handle, but the wardrobe toppled over, and fell right …

How did the blonde die while raking leaves? He fell out of the tree