☝️ What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day? Nobody wants to pret...

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's day and Martin Luther King day? Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Paddy's. Edit- Paddy's not patty's

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In honor of Cinco De Mayo - Why do Mexicans cross the border two at a time? Because the signs say ""No Trespassing"".

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Why does the Mexican guy take xanax? For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

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How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo? Rodney King Pinatas

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