Quack Quack Quack Three ducks are in court. The first duck goes up to the judge. The judge asks, "What's your name"? The first duck replies, "Quack" The judge asks, " What did you do, Quack"? Quack says, "I got caught blowing bubbles at the pond". The judge sentences Quack to 3 months in jail. The second duck comes up to the judge and the judge asks him his name. The second duck says, "Quack Quack". The judge asked, "What did you do, Quack Quack"? Quack Quack replied, "I got caught blowing bubb…

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowl.

Custody trial Momma bear and papa bear are in court finalizing their divorce and custody of junior bear. The judge asks junior bear who he wants to live with? J: "do you want to live with momma bear? " JB: "no, she beats me." J: "do you want to stay with papa bear?" JB: "no, he beats me too." J: "then who will you live with?" JB: "I want to live with the Chicago Bears, they never beat anybody!"

Why did the duck cross the basketball court? He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton