George W. Bush goes in for an interview George W. Bush, out of work and bored after his presidency, decides to go for the job of Exxon's CEO. The board of directors sits down with him for an interview. ""George, you're extremely qualified. Prior CEO of an oil company, Yale undergrad, Harvard Business, governor of Texas, and commander-in-chief. We'd be lucky to have you, truth be told. We just had a question about a gap in your resume - specifically, how you managed to graduate high school. It sa…

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College Student's Response to a Chemistry Mid Term Bonus Question. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they a…