The Rich Man's Car Door One day, a rich man was walking out from a store, and back to his Ferrari. He reached his car and opened the door. At that very moment, another passing car smashes into his car door, ripping it off its hinges, before zooming away. Upset about the hit and run, the rich man quickly called the police. After a while, a policeman came to examine the scene. He took one look at the rich man and said. ""You know, I think you are overly materialistic. You have been so concerned ab…

Rich people and poor people One day, a financially successful enough father decides to take his son to the countryside to show him how poor some people may happen to be in contrast to them, who live in a nice house in the suburbs of a big city. Like this, his son could understand the value of things, and how lucky he is. So they went to the countryside and spent one day and one night in a simple countryside home. On the road back home, the father asked his son: ""So, what did you think of this l…

Some funny pick up lines Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in your eyes. If your left leg is Halloween, and your right leg is Christmas, CAN I COME IN BETWEEN HOLIDAYS? My love for you is like diarrhea, i just can't hold it in. If i said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me? Nice legs...what time do they open? Um…I have a lotta money. Hey baby, did you just break wind? Cause you're blowing me away. Hey. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you …

A joke I received from my cousin this morning. 4 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine, kept it started for 5 mins then turned it off again. He then told them"We have reached". The 1st guy was too drunk.Without saying a word he got out of the taxi. The 2nd guy gave him money. The 3rd guy got out and said "thank you". The 4th guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked, he thought the 4th guy knew what he did. But he asked "what was…