What time is it? In some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?" The tower responded, "Who is calling?" The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?" The tower replied, "It makes a lot of difference. If it is an American Airlines flight, it is 3 o'clock. If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours…

when does the liquor store open? A man calls the owner of a liquor store one evening. What time do you open the store tomorrow morning? The owner answers - we open at nine, Sir, good bye. A few hours later the same man calls again and asks the same question, only this time he is a bit tipsy. I already told you Sir - we open at nine, now stop calling me. Then he calls again about four o'clock in the morning. This time he is totally wasted. Again he asked the same question. The owner, pretty …

What's a dentist's favorite time of the day? Five o'clock

Wife: Where the hell have you been? It's 3 o'clock in the morning? Me: I've been playing poker with some blokes.