How long is the flight? A Polish man calls up an airline. ""How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?"" ""One minute..."" ""Thank you."" *click*

Kids jokes Q: What did the ocean say to the airplane? A: Nothing, it just waved. Q: Do old planes retire? A: No, they just get more turbulent. Q: Why did the young plane study so hard? A: He really wanted a higher education! Q: Did you hear the joke about the jet? A: It's over your head. Q: What do you call a flying policeman? A: A helicopper! Q: What travels around the world and stays in a corner? A: A stamp! Q: What keeps jazz musicians on earth? A: Groovity! Q: Wh…

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room? He will tell you.

Never Mess with Kids A man was seated next to a kid in an airplane. The man turned to him and said, “Let’s talk”. Kid: Ok, what do we talk about ? Man (making fun of d kid): How about nuclear power? Kid: Very interesting topic. But let me ask you a question… Horse, cow & deer, all eat grass. Yet deer excretes pellets, cow flat potty & horse clumps. Why? Man: I don’t know. Child: Do you really feel qualified enough to discuss nuclear issues when you don’t know shit.. ?