Quiet guy in class had this gem of a response Military history class. We have this one guy in class who doesn't really say much and tends to keep to himself; just figured one of those 'man of few words' kinda guys. One day, we were discussing the planes used in WW2. Ensuing discussion goes as such Professor: So what planes did we have during that time? Student 1: Well we had the Cobra and Mustang Professor: Ok and what did the Japanese have? Student 2: Japanese had zeros Professor: And wha…

What did the newborn baby say to her military mom? Thank you for your cervix!

There were three hellions in a class They were so bad that teachers kept quitting. The principle got so frustrated she hire a retired female marine Sargent to teach the class and gave her authority to go whatever it took to control the three kids. The first day of the school year she walks into the class room and asks the three to step forward. She slapped the first kid and knocked him back 4 feet. She the told him to use a sentence with the word evidently in it. The boy said evidently you’ve h…

Why do pedophiles love Old Navy sales? Cause all the kid's clothes are 60% off.