There were three hellions in a class They were so bad that teachers kept quitting. The principle got so frustrated she hire a retired female marine Sargent to teach the class and gave her authority to go whatever it took to control the three kids. The first day of the school year she walks into the class room and asks the three to step forward. She slapped the first kid and knocked him back 4 feet. She the told him to use a sentence with the word evidently in it. The boy said evidently you’ve heard about us. Excellent said the teacher. She then went to the second boy and punched in the face knocking him to the ground. Again she told the boy to use a sentence with the word evidently in it. The boy said evidently you want us to behave. Excellent said the teacher. She then went to the third boy snd kicked him I. The ass, lifting him off the floor snd he flew across the room. Once again she told the boy to use a sentence with the word evidently in it. The boy said teacher can I ask a question first? Yes responded the teacher. The boy asked, are farts lumpy? No responded the teacher. The boy said evidently you just kicked the shit out of me.