Why is Batman so jealous of Superman? Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

When I die, just toss my body out of an airplane flying over NYC while wearing a superman costume.

Two men are sitting in a penthouse bar... perched on top of a building of impressive height. One of the men turns to the other and gives him a nudge: ""Hey, don't look so down. I have a secret for you. This beer that I'm drinking is magic beer. This beer that I'm drinking will make you fly!"" Upon seeing the man roll his eyes in disbelief he exclaims, ""No! Really! Watch this!"" He then downs the rest of his drink and jumps out a nearby window, only to return safely after making a loop around th…

So there is this bar on the 15th floor of a building in New York And this dude walks in like he owns the place. He walks up to the bartender and orders 4 of his ""Special Drinks"". Then he jumps out the window and flys around the building 10 times. When he jumps back in he goes to this girl at the bar and says ""Did you see that?"" She says no and he orders 4 more drinks and flys around the bar again. This time she was walking to the window while he was flying and she still didn't see it. He com…