An odd joke. A long time ago a boy was born with a hair-lip and the doctor said he was odd. His parents were struggling to come up with a name and remembered what the doctor said, so they wrote down Odd. The clerk shared his name with the nurses and they all got a great big giggle out of it. The said, "what an *Odd* baby." Growing up was hard for Odd. Teachers looked at him as odd, kids rejected his for being Odd and he got bullied a lot. He had trouble dating as it was pre Alphabet days wh…

BIBLE - ""Believe in Big Lies, Everybody"". this is not meant to insult in anyway, only a joke my girlfriend made while drunk... thought id share. so we made a theory that actually mary cheated on joseph who believed her to be a virgin. and she called the kid jesus claiming a miracle and the kid believed it growing up. ""jesus"" never performed any miracles. all were hoaxes set up by mary herself to further make ""jesus"" believe he was son of god. the roman emperor caught on and met up with mar…

Mother who killed after son's tragic death says 'no-one will ever understand that horrific day' Making fun of Court. Judge falls for the story. Out on bail just laughing. No matter who a woman kills the Judge feels sorry for them if it be their baby, toddler, older child, boyfriend or relative.

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