So Kim Kardashian's arse is huge and has a lot of oil I wonder if America will invade it? Oh wait, my bad, half of America already has

Kim Kardashian's butt Q: What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's breasts and butt cheeks?  A: Silicon Valley.

What’s the difference between Kim jong un and dominoes ? Dominoes can deliver a crispy Hawaiian in less than 30 minutes

You know who gives kids a bad name? Kim and Kanye