Kid: Santa, what’s the story of your reindeer names? Santa: Why I name them after memories, like Prancer frolicking through the snow! Kid: What about Donner? *A dark countenance settles on Santa’s face* Santa: The year was 1847, snowfall had trapped us in the Sierra Nevada...

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common? They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

How does Santa make new baby reindeer? In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.