Why did the pirate go to Ireland? he thought he was going to Arrrland.

An American visiting the U.K ....... has had a little too much to drink one particular night. He noticed two larger females sitting in the corner of the pub so he walks over to spark up a conversation and he says, hello ladies, I couldn’t help but notice your accents. ……Are you both from Ireland? They sneer at him and the one says it’s Wales! So the man says my apologies. ….Are you whales from Ireland?

What is a pirate's favorite letter? [read with a pirate accent when they most likely say, "RRRRR"] "You'd think it'd be R but 'tis the C they love"

What is a pirate's favorite letter? You think it'd be R but it be the C