Son of a beech? An oak and a maple were standing at the edge of a bluff gazing out over the vast expanse when they noticed a young sapling in the glen below. "Oh look," said the oak. "A young son of a beech." "Actually I think it's son of a birch," said the maple. They turned to a male woodpecker hammering away in a nearby box elder. "Hey Woody," the oak called out. "Would you mind flying down and checking out that young sapling in the glen? Maple here says it's a son of a birch but I thin…

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest? One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

A Woody Joke What wood happen if you had a Wooden Car With Wooden Seats Wooden Tires And A Wooden Engine? It Wooden't Start

What car does Woody drive? AUDI ADUI ADUI!