How do you kill a vampire from New Jersey? With a New York steak. Edit: I want to say this is OC because I thought of it myself but I feel like someone else may have also thought of it at some point in time.

What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes? The New York Necks

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan? One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

A show about a vampire glee club's exploits in 1960's New York. You're welcome, Hollywood.