No one believes seniors . . . An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Jerry had carved I love you, Sally. On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked …

What do you call a 60 year old striker who averages 3 goals a game? Jerry-hat-trick

Who can drink 5 gallons of petrol without getting sick? Jerry can.

Who can drink 20 litres of diesel? Jerry can!