Death sentance. A train conductor carrying millions of dollars of raw materials across the United States falls asleep on the job. Missing a crucial interchange, he runs the trains of the tracks and destroys all the cargo, wrecks the train, and kills four people in the process. After months of trials, lawsuits, and court dates, he receives a death row sentence. ──────── Months pass and finally the week of his execution arises. With three days left to live, an Holding Officer comes to his cell…

Schrödinger gets pulled over by a cop... When the officer walks up to the window and asks Schrödinger for his license and registration, the psychologist seems to be a little off. Not sure if Schrödinger is drunk and/or on drugs, the officer asks him to step out of the car so he can perform a sobriety test. Schrödinger passes with flying colors, but he's now fidgeting and unable to make eye contact with the officer. The officer thinks that there may be something in the car, so he gets Schrödinge…

A farmer saw a plane full of politicians crash near his farm A farmer saw a plane full of politicians crash near his farm. When the police arrived, they asked the farmer what happened. Farmer: They crashed near my farm and I buried all of them. One of the police men asked with shock; "are you sure they were all dead"? Farmer: Some of them were screaming, "we are still alive". But I couldn't believe them. You know, these politicians. They can lie.

A police officer called his station back on Radio. He was at a murder scene where an old woman shot her husband for stepping on just mopped floor. Dispatch: So was an Arrest made ? Officer: Not yet. Dispatch: ? Officer: The floor is still wet.