Why did the ostrich, the emu, the turkey, and the penguin get let out on bail? Cause they weren’t much of a flight risk.

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken.

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice? He didn't want to be called chicken

What did the turkey say to the goat? The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.