Oscar Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs. Oscar Pistorius. Not the first South African with a race problem. When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson? Absolutely shocking news from South Africa. White man arrested for murder. Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed. I take it Osca…

An odd joke. A long time ago a boy was born with a hair-lip and the doctor said he was odd. His parents were struggling to come up with a name and remembered what the doctor said, so they wrote down Odd. The clerk shared his name with the nurses and they all got a great big giggle out of it. The said, "what an *Odd* baby." Growing up was hard for Odd. Teachers looked at him as odd, kids rejected his for being Odd and he got bullied a lot. He had trouble dating as it was pre Alphabet days wh…

My girlfriend asked why I carry a gun around the house? I looked her dead in the eye and said

Did you hear about Oscar Pistorius' home improvements?,"He wants a new bathroom door but his girlfriend's dead against it