An Irish Catholic man near death... An Irish Catholic man was nearing the end, and his family gathered around his deathbed to hear his last wishes. They were all shocked when he asked first for an Anglican minister to come to him and convert him to their Protestant faith. When asked why on earth, after a lifetime of fidelity to the Catholic church, would he ever do such a thing, he replied, ""Because I'd rather a Protestant man leave this earth today, than a good Catholic!"" *heard this joke tod…

Chinese Easter Around Easter, Catholic Church in China Town has just lost their caretaker. So the members of the church try to find someone who has both Chinese and Catholic roots. So they bring in three people to interview. They ask the first person, ""What is the significance of Easter?"" They answer *Chinese accent*, ""Eessa time... uhh... essa time when Christ turn water into wine."" The interviewers say, ""No, that is not what happened."" The bring in the second guy and ask him the same que…

College Student's Response to a Chemistry Mid Term Bonus Question. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they a…

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with The Devil... The Devil: Why so glum? Guy: Why do you think? I'm in hell. The Devil: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here... You a drinking' man? Guy: Sure, I love to drink. The Devil: Well you're gonna love Mondays. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, beer ...we drink until we throw up and then we dr…