There was a guy in Los Angeles who wanted to go to New York and a guy in New York who wanted to go to Los Angeles. The man from LA drove to NY at 200MPH. The New Yorker drove to LA at 150MPH. Where did the two of them meet? In jail

Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles? Watts.

What happens when the smog lifts in Los Angeles? U.C.L.A

If you set sail from Los Angeles, CA to Barrow, AK, what would your bering be? Strait