What Asian stereo type do you hear the most? Personally I've got a Sony surround sound system.

How many Sony and Microsoft fanboys does it take to turn on a lightbulb? I don't know. They won't go near the Switch.

What's big, black and steals you credit card? Sony Playstation 3

Gaming: What's the difference between a train and SONY? When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.