☝️ Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled? Because they have a claus in...

Because they have a claus in their contract.

*holds flashlight under chin Me: suddenly the mystery of... Son: haha Dad has like 3 chins *drops flashlight Me: SANTA CLAUS IS FAKE!!

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WIFE: this year, can you put the santa presents out for the kids christmas morning? GUY WHO NEVER FOUND OUT SANTA CLAUS ISN'T REAL: what

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Why Don't Santa Claus and Misses Claus have children? Because Santa only comes once a year and when he does its down the chimney.

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If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child what would he be called? A subordinate claus.

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