Which hospital ward does the peeping Tom work at? The ICU

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital? In the ICU.

Did you hear about the cannibal who visited the ICU ward? His doctor told him to eat more vegetables.

A doctor from the U.S. is visiting a hospital in Scotland A prominent physician is visiting a hospital in Scotland. He's being shown around by the medical director. They take him to the OR, very modern. Then they go to the ICU, where he talks to the nurses. They go to another ward, where there's a long line of beds, each with a patient in it. He asks the first one, ""What are you here for?"", and gets the reply, ""Oh my luve's like a red red rose."" ""OK,"" he thinks, and goes to the next man. "…