Why did Hitler invade Poland? To get to the other side.

"Do it!" Nah, I don't wanna. "Come on, man!" No way. "It'll be fun!" I don't know... "Do it for the Vine!" Oh alright. *Hitler invades Poland*

[party in 1939] teen: truth or dare hitler: dare teen: dare you to invade poland hitler: omg no way u guys all the teens: DO IT DO IT

Hitler is sitting at a table with his generals... Hitler informs hit generals of his plan. ""We are going to invade Poland, we are going to kill six million jews and 4 clowns!"" states Hitler. His generals mumble and look among themselves confused and ask ""Mein Fuhrer, why the 4 clowns?"" Hitler slams his fist on the table and states excitedly ""SEE! I knew no one would care about the Jews!""