[party in 1939] teen: truth or dare hitler: dare teen: dare you to invade poland hitler: omg no way u guys all the teens: DO IT DO IT

Soviet Joke After Stalin's death, the Soviet nation decided to get rid of him once and for all and bury him as far away as possible. They set up a special commission. The commission turned to the British government with the request that they make available a plot in a British cemetery. ""Well,"" replies the British government, ""we do already have Karl Marx in England . . . Two such great masters in the one cemetery . . . That would be overdoing it a bit. . ."" So they tried the Germans. ""Well,…

Hitler is sitting at a table with his generals... Hitler informs hit generals of his plan. ""We are going to invade Poland, we are going to kill six million jews and 4 clowns!"" states Hitler. His generals mumble and look among themselves confused and ask ""Mein Fuhrer, why the 4 clowns?"" Hitler slams his fist on the table and states excitedly ""SEE! I knew no one would care about the Jews!""

Two Jewish Men in 1944 Poland Have a Plan To Kill Hitler Back in 1944 in the Warsaw ghetto, two Jewish men have planned to try to kill Hitler. They have discovered his travel route, they know the exact time-table, and they know he will pass close by to a nearby government building at exactly 7:00 PM. So, the two men make their plans, knowing that their lives are at high risk and that they will not likely return from this endeavor. They exit the ghetto, travel in the shadow of the buildings and t…