A Space Marine walks into a bar. He says to the grizzled, portly barkeeper, ""Bring me two beers."" Seeing that he is alone, the barkeep asks him 'Why two?' The Space Marine chuckles and replies, ""Simple, my friend. One for me, and one FOR THE EMPEROR!""

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor? The heretic kept crossing the warp

Military Jokes I'm a former Army guy and I need some jokes about other branches of the military. So far all I have is: In the Navy, how do you seperate the men from the boys? -With a crowbar. What's the worst thing in a woman? -A Marine

Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks? So that they can see the battle.