A small collection of my favorite science jokes
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, тАЬHow much for a drink?тАЭ
тАЬFor you, sir, no charge!тАЭ
What's 2 times 2?
Physicist: тАЬAfter some measurements I am fairly sure it is somewhere between 3.81 and 4.13!тАЭ
Mathematician: тАЬAfter some consideration I can now prove that the solution exists!тАЭ
Engineer: тАЬ4, obviously, but lets make it 5, just to be on the safe side.тАЭ
Three logicians walk into a bar. тАЬYou all want a beer?тАЭ tтАж