So a man thinks he's Napoleon Bonaparte, and he beats up this guy in the name of France. At the mental hospital they ask ""Do you really think You're Napoleon?"" He replies ""I don't think, I know!"" So they ask him ""then why did you hurt that man?"" And he says ""Because God told me to."" Meanwhile the man next to him yells "" No I didn't!""

Who ruled France until he exploded? Napoleon Blownapart!

Smart Ass Out Of The Box Answers By Students Who Failed Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half Q8. If you throw a r…

My girlfriend's response to a lesbian joke that I told her Years ago I told my girlfriend a joke, it went something like this: Me: Did you hear about the French lesbian who went back home to France? Her: (Shakes her head no) Me: She missed her native tongue. After I said the punchline, she didn't get it, just sat there and looked at me straight-faced, trying to make sense of it, finally she blurts out, "They have natives in France?"