What do you call a horse that lives next to you? A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.#Animals#Parents#Dad Joke#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
3 bad dad jokes I use these back to back to back all the time. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk What do you call a fish with no eyes? FSHHHHHHHH#Animals#Parents#Dad Joke#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What does a dog do that a man steps in? Pants. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. I’m looking for a third joke with a punchline that appears to be, but isn’t, feces related. Please help me finish my pseudo-poop dad joke trifecta.#Animals#Parents#Dad Joke#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)#Animals#Parents#Dad Joke#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp